Power over your BOSS NOW!
Does your boss bully you? Are you exploited and abused at work? Will you endure this abuse until you too are FIRED? Or will you take CONTROL and exert supernatural power OVER YOUR BOSS!
Well, of course if you really want power over your boss, it helps to have a psychic link like a photo or hair clipping. A simple technique is to simply use your imagination and visualize/intend your boss appreciating your work and preparing to reward you. It really can be that simple, and if you have a friend it helps to fix each other’s bosses (using photos). For all the reasons sigil magic is superior, it’s almost always easier to do magic for someone else.
And let me emphasize that simply visualizing your desire and intending it to happen with your will – is the heart of all magic and everything else is optional! Sigil magic exists to get your conscious mind from getting in your way. And other forms of magic exist because they help people believe (theater is powerful for exciting the imagination and engendering belief), and because God(s), plants and minerals have powers too.
But do use nothing but your will and visualization, know your OWN power! Give it a shot. Use it to help you get a job too!
If your boss is that much of an asshole, sigil magic to help you find a different and better paying job could be a better idea. Which is why I personally avoid controlling magic, ’cause their evolution is their responsibility, not mine – especially if they are not in my life any longer.
But hey, if you need a more formal control spell with some tradition behind it: http://www.luckymojo.com/commanding.html
But really, that’s not what this post is about. Or, rather, it is not why I’m writing it! It’s that the power/control/fear sales pitch is … silly. And I’m a cartoonist, I have a good sense of humor. And I recently obtained a book from the Subgenius folks, Church of Bob – kind of Zig Ziglar meets Discoridianism and branded with conservative 50’s kitsch. It’s not obscure, many of you have some exposure to it and its paradigm of “SLACK”. But the book, with its cut and paste of ‘weird’ sales pitch headlines – it’s inspiring, the thought of products to sell that match those crazy headlines!
So I’ve been promising you, the reader, with my latest e-commerce posts to take you step by step through my e-commerce attempt. And I have some products and I was about to use some free google advertising….
And then I posted “Sales from the Darkside”. And that downer of a post really is the reason I never did use the Google advertising. To be crystal clear, I’ve nto used the products and to pitch them I need to present myself as someone that has, and can recommend them honestly. And I’m too fucking honest to pitch that lie. It’s sad, very sad. My dark side is anemic and weak.
The Subgenius folks in their silliness, they have SHOWN ME THE WAY!
So, while I can’t SERIOUSLY pitch a hypnosis course that promises to teach you how to hypnotize a bank teller into giving you thousands. Maybe I don’t have to!
The key is to stop being SERIOUS!
What that does is allow me to bring out my creative side. Already I’m scheming an ebook on How to get the very best deal for your immortal SOUL! And I’ll be sure to interview some preachers and politicians for their advice! Lol. And I’m serious!
Will i MAKE MONEY THIS WAY? Hell if I know, but I will HAVE FUN THIS WAY! And there’s that old nugget of wisdom that if you do what you love the money will follow. Will it?
And This site will likely get a ‘SILLY’ makeover. It’s how everyone else is pitching their occult business anyway.