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Reverse Vampire – Flaming Faggot : in action

The Chaos magic technique I described in the post preceding this one, that I called ‘Reverse Vampire/ Flaming Faggot’ – is about visualizing an overpowered aura that sends empowerment to yourself and everyone around you, and nailing it down with a sigil incorporating the “ellis sigil’ and using the ‘Cosmic Forces’ egrigore to empower it.

I should have used the technique before sharing it, but I was inventing the technique and did that in writing the blog. So it didn’t quite exist before I wrote the blog post.

Now I did the magic, the visualization, the wanking to the sigil – even wrote the sigil in dragon’s blood ink – and folded it up and placed it in the leather bag holding my mojo hand and a set of runes.

My job is the most ethical of an unethical business paradigm – I call strangers and ask them to participate in telephone surveys, often concerning businesses they have or once had dealings with. With my flaming astral aura I was hoping that it would look like me getting many finished surveys and it not helping me competitively with the other interviewers because those closest to me would have comparable success.

Quite the opposite happened, I got not one complete and others reported a harder than average day dialing for surveys. The shift was almost over, and then it hit me. The night WAS exceptional, because the people I was talking to – they were unusually EMPOWERED, they said ‘no!’ and asked to be taken off the list. As an interviewer we kind of wish more people would do that, because instead they tend to apologize and promise maybe ‘another day’ without meaning it. And we call them again, and again, and again – we’re a phone bank.

But it’s also true that may of the finished surveys we  DO get – are ALSO a function of weakness – doing the survey because they are afraid it might bias the business its for against them, or afraid even of upsetting me because I asked them so nicely.

My favorite surveys are when the respondent WANTS to do the survey because they have real world problems that are the fault of the business I’m doing the survey for, but I didn’t get any of those tonight.

So the spell – a side effect might be an increase in body temperature, i ‘felt’ the warmness of the astral energy – and I walked to work in a light rain with a broken umbrella and my clothes didn’t get very wet – almost as if the warmth of my body dried the clothes at the same time they got wet. This of course might be because I used the language ‘fire’ in describing the energy field. The empowering aspect of the field is very ‘down low’, it may not be evident at all or only in retrospect – but I assert it’s influence is all too real and empowering

And even though the spell was counterproductive at my job, I would suggest it may have been responsible for the unlikely wave of respondents empowered to say ‘hell no!’ when asked to participate in a survey they don’t want to. And so that’s a win for the spell. And no, I’m removing the sigil from my mojo bag immediately!

Reverse Vampire or Flaming Faggot

It’s October and I was thinking about Halloween, and that maybe I should write something about Vampires or Werewolves. The werewolves could lead to some ideas about atavism, and that’s always fun. And the vampires..? Well there’s the ‘energy vampires’ – then I thought a moment about my ‘Magic is a Guru’ post, and how it’s claimed of Gurus that people feel energized in their presence. What would a ‘REVERSE VAMPIRE’ be like? An Energy Vampire that feeds people energy rather than suck it.

And when the concept came to me – of a flaming inner aura fueling me and everyone around me with astral ‘cosmic’ power – I couldn’t help but find myself wanting to call it the ‘Flaming Faggot’. Understand that I am gay, so I have license to use the word. But even were I not Gay, the association is to OVERPOWER – that’s no insult!

The technique combines the ellis sigil with the ‘cosmic forces’ egrigore. I’ve written before about the cosmic forces egrigore, and I have yet to introduce the ‘ellis sigil’. The Ellis sigil is a famous project of the DKMU, a ‘linking sigil’ that can be drawn on a place of power and link that power to any other instance the sigil is drawn. The L and S are the sigil, the distorted dot is the Ellis egrigore. The sigil looks liken this:


Ellis Sigil


Reverse Vampire / Flaming Faggot Sigil

This is a sigil meant to turn you into a flaming battery of immense cosmic power. Draw this sigil on yourself or on a yellow, orange or red piece of clothing, or painted in a yellow, orange or red color.


Visualization is powerful, athletes that are recovering can, by means of visualization – be as improved once they recover as if they had been training instead of recovering. A simple DIY aikido demonstration – hold your arm out and challenge a friend to bend your arm at the elbow. The friend likely could bend the arm, if not, try with a stronger friend. Once the friend has bent your arm, repeat the process and hold your arm out for the friend to bend it again, but this time – visualize that your arm is in fact, a solid steel beam. Your friend can’t easily bend your arm now if at all!

So we are going to use visualization. And w’re going to visualize that we have an aura, or a field of energy surrounding our body. This aura that you’re visualizing, is the core battery aura and is meant to be ablaze in astral fire and energy. To get the battery aura hot, we visualize a second enormous aura that surrounds us as a lens  and focuses cosmic energy from the cosmic forces on your battery aura like a magnifying glass focuses sunlight to burn leaves.


Visualize a tight energy aura around your body, and an enormous aura around the first that will be a lens that concentrates power on your inner aura.


As you invoke the Cosmic Forces – visualize the Cosmic Power being focused on your inner aura thru the lens of the outer aura – setting it aflame with astral energies!

Now say out loud: “I call the Cosmic Forces to pour raw power thru my astral lens that it may charge my inner aura such that it burst into astral flame, empowering myself any all who are in my presence! ”

Then you hold that breath and say to yourself:

” asking that all who are empowered by my astral flame receive Strength, Protection, Guidance and Results”.

Then, you exhale.

Do this 3 times.

Open your eyes.

Visualize the Cosmic Forces pouring through your lens aura, concentrating on the inner battery aura, setting it aflame with empowerment and charging the aura for hours.

Now you may ask of the Cosmic Forces requests and if you want the Cosmic Forces to be colored in some way – to empower fun if you’re headed to a party, empower magic if you meant to use the technique to enhance magic, empower sex appeal if you’re going clubbing…etc.

Repeat ‘Thank You!’ three times, then cross your arms (like an Egyptian mummy) and dismiss the Cosmic Powers.


Your inner aura charged and radiating Astral Cosmic Power! You are now a Reverse Vampire or Flaming Faggot! Feeding mass quantities Astral Cosmic Power to yourself all in your presence!

The concept is OVER POWER. Such that your inner aura has FAR more power than you need or even can use, but of course it is available to you to use! And that the inner flaming aura feeds awesome amounts of cosmic power to ANYONE in physical proximity to the magician.

Hypothetically were you to meet an energy vampire – your flaming aura would choke them with too much power, and none of it yours, it belongs to the cosmos. And the cosmic forces will  empower where people are at – help them achieve what they are working towards, even if it’s a BETTER reason to be miserable and RIGHT about how much life sucks!

This is like an astral mantle of awesome power and is a technique of very broad utility. Charge it and notice if you seem to inspire people, if people seem empowered in your presence, if you feel empowered!

The Ego and Self.

As a Buddhist I’ve struggled with this, for the same reason people fear death. Because accepting the Ego is NOT self, is a kind of death beyond even the Judea/Christian concept. The paradox of not being the ego and yet the ego alone possesses identity.

In meditation I find it’s fairly clear the the self that controls thought in concentration is not that of the ego. It’s out in the open that the ego is not you, we just often prefer to not pay attention.

I resolved this duality of self by accepting my ego after I made decisions about it. My ego today is largely a work of art. It doesn’t make me special because the life and its conditioning still has hooks in me, and the decision to be who you choose to be is routine for anyone that changes gender, accepts themselves as gay – perhaps anyone that ‘becomes’ a soldier or police officer.

The fact that I am Gay helped, because the conditioning had me closeted and self loathing and that’s a problem. It’s easier to fix something that’s a problem, so in that sense it’s kind of a perverse blessing to be gay in the intolerant 70s and 80s.

My coming out process was the stuff of an existential crisis, actually a year long existential crisis. It’s wasn’t that I’m gay that was the catalyst, it was that I was OUT as a Gay person and I still believed that being gay = being effeminate, and I couldn’t know that I WASN’T effeminate, simply because, in the closet, I was trying so HARD to NOT be effeminate. I couldn’t know that my masculinity wasn’t a bullshit act that became comfortable.

And I worked thru trying to discover if there was a realer, more flamboyant femme self. And the inquiry yielded altered states of consciousness – like not being able to read because the arbitrariness of the letter shapes and the noises the are meant to convey – it was as if I instantly repeated every word till it stopped making sense. There was other weirdness but that one I can describe well because it was alarming for a writer such as myself.

I resolved the crisis with the conclusion that simply, I do not exist. The part of me that is Michael without the closeted attempts to not be effeminate, without the childhood experience of abuse and all the other experiences – is pure emptiness.

Which I knew was NOT the truth, it was an answer to resolve the question.

Which when i started reading DT Suzuki on Zen – it’s why it ‘clicked’.

Where I stand with my ego is that I have no intention of destroying it. It’s a wonderful toy and I intend to have fun with it.

Magic is a Guru

Guru Gobind SinghJi
In the domain of magic are elements from Thelema, the label applied to the religious ideas of Aleister Crowley involving the ‘Great Work’ (of growing spiritually) and achieving ‘conversation with the Holy Guardian Angel’. And in the realm of spirituality is the idea of progressing spiritually, perhaps breaking the cycle of birth and death.

Does Chaos Magic have a mystical or spiritual element? Should a Chaos Magician seek a Guru?

A chaos magician can also be anything else, so if you elect to try on Hinduism and accept a guru in that tradition and work at it, you should be as capable as any other at achieving whatever is possible to achieve with a Guru.

But without doing that – being instead a ‘paradigm pirate’ and exploring all sorts of magical ideas and arriving at a personal blend of techniques that work for you – is there a spiritual dimension to magic?

I would suggest, “yes”.

Because when you practice magic, if you are grounded and know if you have your results or not, you get feedback. And that feedback is your teacher. It teaches you what works and what does not work magically. And if magic can do its job by helping you to a spiritual truth, it will do just that! Which is how so many magicians lost their attachment to wealth, so that they could instead live without want.

Magic is a Guru. Or it can be, if you don’t fight it. If you are drawn to magic, for any reason, don’t feel that you are turning from a spiritual pursuit. Magic is about anything you direct it to. The entire art of Tantra can be understood as sex magic directed to accelerating spiritual enlightenment.

Magic meets you right where you are. The results work in ways you can accept and are ready for. If you are spiritually advanced, the results will advance you further. If you are not spiritually advanced, your magical results will not satisfy you until you learn what is satisfying, and that’s step one on a real spiritual path.

Magic is a Guru.

Weather Radar or Climate Change Divination?

It’s an interesting technique, Doppler weather radar: protected dishes shooting radio waves into the atmosphere and measuring bounce back from rain or snow. If you track the angles of the radio waves you can get ‘doppler’ readings suggesting the velocity of the rain or snow. Adding to this information, readings about the atmosphere, it’s possible to roughly distinguish rain from snow.

And that’s how the Weather reporting is arrived at. Here’s more detailed information:

Now I’ll be clear that I accept climate change is happening and it is up to people to slow it down. The measure of Oligarchy is the extent to which the threat of a loss of profit manifests debate, and successfully, with without the support of the scientific consensus. In this case, the self serving argument is ‘claimate change denial’.

I submit this link from Nasa as my final word on Climate Change:

Now as for us, the individual people living on this planet, the weather is weird. Anyone that planted a garden the last couple years understand the rules of thumb that exists for gardening in your region may no longer apply. And some of us are dealing with natural disasters and drought.

And we really want to know what the weather brings. And the weather is often wrong. And we live in smaller spaces than measured weather can account for – which is why the weather on the news can often be contradicted by a look outside the window.

And for those of us that garden or take interest in fresh vegetables, herbs and flowers, what we really want is a good idea of what the best growing season will be. And that has become quite random in recent years, at least for me in Central New York.

And so here it is that a magician might want to try some weather magic. And no, not – I don’t have an umbrella so I’m using a spell to make it not rain – (though I did that twice and with an audience both times -I was just joking and it worked – and don’t expect me to do it again) – what I’m thinking is a spell to ensure a good growing season and the success of the crop. This is classic stuff, there’s entire categories of pagan Gods JUST for this!

If you want to do sigil magic – do it – and add the sigil to the earth you’re growing your plants in.

And get yourself a farmer’s almanac, you need a yearlong forecast and a farmer’s almanac has an educated guess.

Breast Cancer Awareness


October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month! About 1 in 8 women will experience breast cancer in their lifetime, about 1 in 1000 men will experience breast cancer in their lifetime. The biggest risk factors are age and being female.

Of course all cancer kills, but just under 30% of all cancers in Women, are breast cancer. And early detection of Breast Cancer can save lives, because when the cancer is big enough to cause you problems, it may have spread beyond your breasts.

Now as this is a Chaos magic website, has chaos magic any application in fighting cancer? Quite simply yes, placebo is very well established as being medically potent, and magic, if nothing else, is an art of manipulating placebo belief. In the world of alternative medicine is the homeopathic model, which uses solutions so dilute tap water could have a greater concentration of the active ingredient – falls within a category of placebo and magical belief in the ‘spirit’ of an active ingredient. I’d qualify that placebo is JUST placebo, if a mastectomy will save your life nothing short of that will be as effective.

Now in the realm of a magic spell to cure your cancer, understand magic only hacks probability only a little – it doesn’t break the laws of nature. Magic is useful to get you expecting to be cured, and that expectation is powerful. But if your best advice is a masectomy, radiation or chemo – please do not use magic instead. Use magic in addition to. Your life is at stake.

As for spells, most people that will cast spells for money will not cast spells to cure cancer, and you’ll have trouble even finding such a spell. That’s because magic is just a placebo – and if the client thinks magic is like Disney and now they need no mastectomy – and lawsuits follow.

So if you will do magic to assist your cure, you are on your own. I’d suggest sigil magic because it uses your statement of intent.
In the realm of Hoodoo here’s a general all purpose better health spell (paraphrased from Hoodoo Herb and Root Magic, By Catherine Yronwode): put Golden Seal in a white bag with some Angelica root and Self Heal (woundwort) – dress the bag with holy oil or blessing oil and sew into the mattress of the person the needs to get well.

In the realm of Color Magic it is the blue color associated with healing.  Blue candles or lights are associated with healing, and 3 or 9 would be the power numbers, the number of candles or lights to use.

In the realm of diet there is much noise about the VEGAN diet being especially useful for fighting any cancer. There’s a great wealth of anecdotal evidence, the science proving this I believe is missing. But I ‘get’ the theory. A vegan diet has no animal foods – no meat, dairy, honey or eggs. Humans are diverse, and for those that cannot digest vegan proteins very well, a Vegan diet might be unhealthy if you were otherwise healthy – but if you have CANCER, that vegan diet  might starve the cancer!

I must say the reality of celebrity women having mastectomies is having a curious effect on the culture: eroticising of the breastless female! Of course as a Gay male I easily understand the appeal of small male breasts.

I included some useful links at the top of this post. If you are a woman reading this – get into a habit of regularly checking yourself for breast cancer. Caught early, it need not cost you your life.

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